neutralmilkhovel:

mistiryshak:

accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

alotofbeautyinordinarythings:

*scrolls through Netflix to find something new to watch*

who am I kidding?

*starts The Office*

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
mom: finish the one you have sweetie
me: it's empty
mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*
ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.